May 2013
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shedisenchants:
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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foodtrucker:
i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to
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moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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amisstress:
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I saw Star Trek: Into Darkness tonight and I finally sort of understood how someone might find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive but it was immediately after he had just gotten repeatedly punched in the face
To say that he only looks attractive after being beaten is incredibly rude. I’m not a fan of him simply because I do not know him well, but to say...
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avengedsherlockian:
guys admit it, in star trek into darkness you all at some point wished for spock to call jim his t’hy’la
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confusedtree:
That girl from earlier who was talking about how racism only happens if you’re too sensitive and that words are just words is now talking about how funny she thinks the people she’s hurt are and that she’s going to smoke a bowl and watch this week’s Game of Thrones and not care about any of this
Given that according to her words only have what meaning you give them I’ve gone ahead...
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i saw a girl hula dance in this talent show thursday it was rly cool
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bluebunny replied to your post: went to the used bookstore literally just as it…
yes get all the percy things
dont encourage me abwubwuwbwu
i cant help myself i want more of his stupid face
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went to the used bookstore literally just as it was closing and quickly snagged the demigod files and demigods and monsters
hopefully will get some heroes of olympus tomorrow??? i think im gonna see stid with my dad and there’s a b&n nearby
lovin pjato UGH RIORDAAAAAAN SToP TAKing MY MONEy
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harryfuckyou:
*icona pop voice* i dont care
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theuppitynegras:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
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lizardsfromspace:
Here’s a hilarious Helen Keller joke! Do you know what no one saw or heard coming? Helen Keller’s radical socialist activism for the rights of the poor, women, the disabled. And so people ignored and belittled her politics. They argued a deaf, blind person could not know what she was talking about. And so they reduced her to the safe story of a young girl who overcame...
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jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
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ladyavenger:
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
jaclcfrost:
probably no one’s ever going to be attracted to me or have feelings for me or want to date me and i’m probably never going to get married but hey i’d never be attracted to me or have feelings for me or want to date me either and who needs a wedding when you can go to the movies
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jaclcfrost:
things a lot of the characters i like have in common
they’re sad
they get hurt
they die
they’re sad and they get hurt and die
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dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
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monetizeyourcat:
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reinsurreccion:
why the fuck do ragecomics exist
Why was death introduced into the world
God appears in the whirlwind and says to Job, “u mad bro”, le meme face, your entire family is dead,
